Galaxy signs up with Megatron for 2018

Galaxy Grand Prix will make their FF1M debut under Megatron power it was announced today. The newcomers will join GRM under the Yorkshire concern.

Megatron’s Head of Engine Development – Anita Puttmoore-Sylindazin took questions at a press conference at the factory. “We are quietly content with the development of our engine this year. Unfortunately, there have been a couple of failures, but the odd blow up here in there is a good thing because it shows that we’re not leaving anything on the table. If we went through the entire year with no obliterated M.U.N.T.E.R (Megatron Untra-Nonperishable Technology’s Engine Resources) units falling out the back of the car in a huge ball of flames and carbon monoxide, it shows we’re not pushing the cars hard enough!”

When questioned regarding the loss of CBA Racing to Judd, Puttmore-Sylindazin sighed and then was heard grumbling about “fucking nepotism” to themselves.

Looking forwards to 2018, Puttmore-Sylindazin advised that “Engine development is a continuous journey, and the boffins at HQ are working around the clock to develop all areas of the power unit. In these times of advanced technologies, where everything is already very optimised, we need to be very innovative to find the next magic bullet against our rivals. Which reminds me, our team sponsors at Lovehoney currently have a sale on for the “Magic Bullet 10 Function Bullet Vibrator”, reduced from 14.99 to 9.99. Our partners at lovehoney have also indirectly had a very positive influence on the development of our power unit, with the complementary products they handed out to the engineers really helping them to enjoy their downtime, and come back into the factory the next morning fully relaxed and recharged.”

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